Recruit (with exercising party). "If I lets the blighters go the Corporal'll cuss me into 'eaps. an' If I 'olds on to 'em I'll break my blinkin' neck!"
The End of the Story.
"Will the soldier who assisted the Gentleman with a motor cycle and sidecar on the Downs on Tuesday communicate with him at Greenbank Cemetery."—Bristol Evening News.
"Harry Wilson, milkman, of Devonport, has no connection of any kind with Woodrow Wilson, of United States of America."Auckland Paper.
Harry is now sorry he wrote.
"The daily rations of the shirkers are:—