I never really longed for gore,

And any taste for red corpuscles

That lingered with me left before

The German troops had entered Brussels.

In early days the Colonel's "'Shun!"

Froze me; and, as the War grew older,

The noise of someone else's gun

Left me considerably colder.

When the War is over and the battle has been won,

I'm going to buy a barnacle and take it for a run;