A correspondent of a morning paper complains that while the entire nation is on rations our Germans, naturalised and unnaturalised, "continue to eat in the usual way." This is not true of the ones we have heard.
In view of the excessive rains of late, we are glad to note that one organisation is not to be caught napping. The National Lifeboat Institution is fitting out its boats with a new life-belt.
The KAISER, it is reported, has written a play. It only needed this to convince us that he is quite himself again.
We also learn that he is once more on speaking terms with Count REVENTLOW. He told the COUNT, the other day, "to mind his own business."
There were 1,084,289 visitors to the London Zoological Gardens last year. It is worthy of note that not one of them was accepted.