"Ich über Deutschland!" There the blighters lied.

I'm not like that. I never use the first

Personal pronoun, like the Monarch LOUIS,

Who said (in French—a tongue I deem accurst),

"L'etat, c'est moi." My conscience, clear and dewy,

Tells me that, as a Kaiser,

I am a very poor self-advertiser.

This is a feature of our dynasty;

And no historian who has ever studied

The traits peculiar to the family tree