"Wanted.—Good cook-general, for very small Naval officer's family."

Isle of Wight Mercury.

Intending applicants should exercise caution. A very small Naval officer may have a very large family.


"£5 Reward—Lost from Ruislip (July, 1214), half-persian dark tabby tom cat."

Harrow Observer.

And they tell us that a cat has only nine lives!


THE PROPHETIC PRESENT.

"There is no Hindenburg line."

Inspired German Press.