Will none of you demolish PRINGLE
And utterly extinguish HOGGE?
OF MARGARINE: C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre.
Friend (to animal painter). "I SAY, OLD CHAP, YOU LOOK A BIT OFF COLOUR TO-DAY."
Artist. "YES, I AM. I CAN'T DO A STROKE OF WORK."
Friend. "ONE OF YOUR MEATLESS DAYS, IN FACT."