Salutes from privates. Why, he'd shake

Even Sir DOUGLAS by the hand

And say, "Old chap, you're doing grand."

This sort of thing caused some distress

Among the members of his mess.

He often took the Colonel's chair;

He often flourished in the air

His water-glass (when wine was scanty),

And shouted, "Cheero, Adjutanty!"

You see, he simply had no sense