Motor Cyclist. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT AN AEROPLANE COMING DOWN SOMEWHERE NEAR HERE?"
Boy. "NO, SIR. I'VE ONLY BEEN SHOOTIN' AT SPARRERS."
"Some of these fish have already found their way to Leeds, and, it must be added, have not met with a very cordial reception. Although the fish may be bought at what might be described as an attractive price, they do not appear likely to move for some time."—Yorkshire Paper.
But if the hot weather continues—
Convalescent Lieutenant. "CHEERIO, MARTHA! I'VE GOT ANOTHER PIP."