One of those player-pianos with the new knuckle-rapping attachment, we suppose.
Tommy ("mopping up" captured trench). "IS THERE ANYONE DOWN THERE?"
Voice from dug out. "JA! JA! KAMERAD!"
Tommy. "THEN COME OUT HERE AND FRATERNISE."
MILITARY AIDES.
Last year, owing to the pressure of other engagements, we did not mark out the tennis-lawn at "Sunnyside." This year the matter has been taken out of our hands by the military powers.
Nevin was the first to think of it.