Submit to this tyrannic ban

Laid on you by The British Weekly?

No, no, you'll rather emulate

The Minstrel Boy, and we shall find you

Storming its barred and bolted gate

With reams of lyrics slung behind you.


"The time is ripe for the authorities to stop all street traffic and to order all unauthorised persons to take cover under penalty at the approach of the air raiders."—Daily Paper.

Personally, as a means of shelter we prefer the coal-cellar to any penalty.