Lacking a poet's praise;

But, though great Metaphasiarchs

Have doubtless flourished sooner,

I'm sure their raciest remarks

Have been eclipsed by S*****r.


THE LIMIT.

"The daily cost of the war has shown an alarming tendency to mount, and has gone beyond the 700 millions which some folk thought must be the limit a few months ago."
Sussex Daily News.


"Junior Assistant wanted to Grocery, Spirit and Provision business; send copy references and salary expected."—Irish Paper.