After that of course there was nothing left to do but to ask for the time-table, shake hands, thank James for a most delightful visit, and express my regrets that any little contretemps....
W. B.
Major. "WHY HAVE YOU PUT THAT CLOTH OVER HIS HEAD?"
Private Mike O'Flanagan (harassed by restive horse). "SO AS HE WON'T KNOW HE'S BEING GROOMED, SORR."
"——'s new Pattern Books of
WALLPAPERS
will be sent on loan free of charge.
"N.B.— ——'s use adhesive paste, which has been expressly prepared to conform with the Food Controller's regulations."
Advt. in Evening Paper.
So it is no use waylaying the paper-hanger on the chance of getting a free meal.