"Let us go hence, my heart;

she will not hear" (Swinburne).


"HEARD THE LATEST RUMOUR UP FROM THE BACK, GEORGE? WAR'S GOING TO BE OVER NEXT WEEK."

"HO. WELL, I HOPE IT DON'T UPSET MY GOING ON LEAVE NEXT TUESDAY."


CIGARISTICS

["According to an enterprising American scientist a man's character can be told from the way he smokes a cigar."—Weekly Paper.]

For, instance, a man who snatches a cigar from somebody else's mouth and smokes it himself may be assumed to be of a grasping disposition.