"In one case the good cows from one herd had an average production of 9,592 lbs. milk, and 406 lbs. of fat, while the poor cows had a production of only 3,098 lbs. of milk and 119 lbs. of tea."—Farming News.
Give us the poor cows every time.
From a Church paper:—
"'EARLY CHRISTIANS.' I am sorry you cannot get these from the Army and Navy Stores."
It sounds like the old tiger story.
"A certain company commander, looking out of his quarters, saw several Germans in possession of a dump not far away. Although still in his sleeping clothes, he seized his trench tick and rushed towards them. Why they did not fire upon him is one of those little mysteries which will probably never be explained."—Daily Paper.
Unless by the learned author of Minor Horrors of War, who knows all about the fauna of the trenches.