And men have temperatures and horses glanders,

And Brigadiers have trouble with their feet,

And life is bad for Company-Commanders,

And even Thomas's is not so sweet.

Now cooks for kindlewood would give great riches,

And in the dixies the pale stew congeals,

And ration-parties are not free from hitches,

But all night circle like performing seals,

Till morning breaks and everybody pitches

Into a hole some other person's meals.