She. "OH, WAS THAT A BOMB?"
He. "YES, I THINK IT WAS. BUT IF IT WAS AS NEAR AS IT SOUNDED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY MUCH LOUDER."
MARGARINE.
A HOUSEKEEPER'S PALINODE.
MARGARINE—the prefix "oleo-"
Latterly has been effaced,
Though no doubt in many a folio