"OW D'YER LIKE BEING PUT ON TRANSPORT WORK, MATE?"
"BLIMEY! WHAT THE DOOCE MADE ME TELL 'EM I'D ONCE DRUV A DONKEY!"
Domestic Intelligence.
"Owing to doctor's orders Mrs. —— has been obliged to cancel all her engagements during Baby Week."—Morning Paper.
I STOOD AGAINST THE WINDOW.
I stood against the window
And looked between the bars,
And there were strings of fairies