"OLE BILL SEZ 'E 'ARDLY NEVER SEES 'IS MISSUS NAH."

"OH! 'OW'S THAT, THEN?"

"COS SHE'S ALL MORNIN' AN' ARTERNOON IN A SUGAR CUE, AND 'E'S ALL EVENIN' IN A BEER CUE."


"Wanted, good Man, to cut, make, and trim specials."—Yorkshire Paper.

In Yorkshire the new policeman's lot doesn't seem to be a very happy one.