"OLE BILL SEZ 'E 'ARDLY NEVER SEES 'IS MISSUS NAH."
"OH! 'OW'S THAT, THEN?"
"COS SHE'S ALL MORNIN' AN' ARTERNOON IN A SUGAR CUE, AND 'E'S ALL EVENIN' IN A BEER CUE."
"Wanted, good Man, to cut, make, and trim specials."—Yorkshire Paper.
In Yorkshire the new policeman's lot doesn't seem to be a very happy one.