A girl clerk in a Surrey bank has explained a shortage of a half-penny in her postage-stamps by admitting that she swallowed one. It is thought that the extremely low price tempted her.
New Hand. "Flies seem pretty awful out here, Corporal."
Hardened Campaigner. "Wot flies?"
ON VIMY RIDGE.
To B.S.B., July 11th.
On Vimy Ridge I sit at rest