"WANTED, Second-hand Invalid's Chair (tired wheels)."—Kentish Mercury.
Just the thing for a second-hand invalid; even the wheels show a sympathetic fatigue.
"Delirant Reges."
The Kaiser, prodigal of verbal boons,
Congratulates his brave Bayreuth Dragoons
Upon their prowess, which, he tells them, yields
Joy "to old Fritz up in Elysian fields."
Perhaps; but what if he is down below?
In any case what we should like to know
Is how his modern namesake, Private Fritz,
Enjoys the fun of being blown to bits
Because his Emperor has lost his wits.
One of the "Illuminate."
"Unfurnished room wanted by elderly lady with gas connections."—Montreal Daily Star.