"Strange Story of a Wedding in the Divorce Court."—Daily News.
It seems a rather unfortunate choice of locale.
Extract from an Indian begging-letter:—
"My mother is a widow, poor chap, and has a postmortem son."
"AMATEUR GENT., experienced, wanted, for week at Xmas. All expenses paid." Daily Telegraph.
Why not have a professional one and do the thing handsomely?