With weary waiting in a matchless land;

What Siftings cannot get cannot be got

By men like Blinks, that young tobacconist,

Who tried with all a patriot's fiery zeal

To join the Army, but was sent away

For varicose and too protuberant veins;

And being foiled of all his high intent

Now minds the shop and is a Volunteer,

Drilling on Sundays with the rest of them;

He too, amid his hoards of cigarettes,