OUR SAMSONS.

"Wanted at once.—Reliable Man for carrying off motor lorry."—Clitheroe Advertiser.


"To-day the man possesses a second tumb, serviceable for all ordinary purposes."—Belfast Evening Telegraph.

In these days of restricted rations it seems a superflous luxury.


"Diamond Brooch, 15 cwt., set with three blue white diamonds; make a handsome present; £9 9s."—Derby Daily Telegraph.

It seems a lot for the money; but personally we would sooner have the same weight of coals.