First Lieutenant. "WHAT HAD WE BETTER GIVE HIM TO DO?" Petty Officer. "THERE'S THEM PRISMATIC SPOTTING GLASSES, SIR. THE LEATHER STRAP IS BROKEN OFF THEM. HE COULD SPLICE IN A PIECE O' COD LINE."


LE POILU DE CARCASSONNE.

THE poilus of France on the Western Front are brave as brave can be,

Whether they hail from rich Provence or from ruined Picardie;

It's the self-same heart from the lazy Loire and the busy banks of Seine,

Undaunted by perpetual mud or cold or gas or pain;

And all are as gay as men know how whose wealth and friends are gone,

But the gayest of all is a little white dog that came from Carcassonne.

He was brought as a pup by a Midi man to a sector along the Aisne,