CURTAIN.
A member of the Chancery Bar consults us on the following point: "I was awakened," he says, "by my dog during a recent air-raid. He was so annoyed that he consumed the whole of Lewin on Trusts and commenced Tudor on Wills, and is now suffering from severe indigestion. Have I or has the dog any equitable remedy?"
TERRORS OF THE SCOTTISH LANGUAGE.
Housemaid in Glasgow Hotel. "YE CANNA GANG TO THE BATHROOM THE NOO."
Sassenach. "WHY NOT?"
Housemaid. "THERE'S A BODY IN THE BATH."