He-Who-MUST-Be-Obeyed.

Sir ARTHUR YAPP, Sir ARTHUR YAPP,

He says the way to change the map—

The way that all of us can smash Huns—

Is simply sticking to our rations;

Whereas the Hun will have us flayed

Unless the waste of food is stayed.

Sir ARTHUR YAPP, Sir ARTHUR YAPP,

He is right through this final lap—

He-Who-MUST-Be-Obeyed.