Staff Officer. "I RODE THIS HORSE YOU SENT ME ON TUESDAY AND HE WAS ALL RIGHT. BUT WHEN I RODE HIM ON WEDNESDAY HE WAS MUCH TOO FRISKY."
Remount Officer. "WELL, WHY NOT RIDE HIM ONLY ON TUESDAYS?"
"GOOSE.—Remembrance and many thanks for war dividends."—Daily Telegraph.
This is the best it can do under present conditions. Golden eggs are "off."
"It was Tennyson who told us that there are 'books in running brooks and sermons in stones.'"
But it was SHAKSPEARE who said it first.