I floated in like a cyclone, I yanked him out of my bed,

And I grabbed the concertina and smashed it over his head.

"I shook him up for a minute, I stood him down on the floor,

I grabbed the scruff of his trousers and ran him along to the door,

And I said, 'This here, if you get me, is a Declaration of War!'

"And I gave him a hoist with my gum-boot, a kind of a lift with my toe;

But you can't give a fellow a hiding, as anyone sure must know,

When you hauled him out of a snowdrift at maybe thirty 'below.'"

C.F.S.