The Boundary Commission Report advocates the creation of thirty-one new M.P.'s. It will be a bitter disappointment for those who were sanguine enough to hope that Redistribution would spell Reform.
The Government has commandeered all stocks of rum. The rigours of war, it seems, must be suffered even by our little tots.
The Wit. "AH, NOW YOU'RE FOR IT, ALBERT?"
Tractor-Driver. "WOT'S THE MATTER?"
The Wit. "WHY, YOU'VE BEEN AND GONE AND COME ON PARADE WITHOUT YOUR SPURS."
"The bridegroom, 6 ft. 35 ins. in height, was wearing the full-dress uniform of a captain in the Army."—Great Yarmouth Independent.