TIPS FOR NON-TIPPERS.
["If taxi-cab fares are increased it will put a stop to tipping."—Evening Paper.]
Only really robust men should refuse to tip the taxi-driver. Many a City man has set out in the morning intent on giving no tips and has not been heard of afterwards.
To enable timid men to avoid a tip, the police are providing taxi-drivers with antiseptic mouthpieces, through which their words may be sterilised.
If the driver insists on a tip do not threaten to take his number. Just take it and run. If you haven't time for both, just run.
"ALL-WOOL Black Cashmere Stockings, winter weight. 1/11½ and 2/6 per yard."—Advt. in Scotch Paper.