MAKING THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
"As honorary organist at —— Wesleyan Church he has established a sound and compact business as wholesale grocer and Italian warehouseman."—Provincial Paper.
"Maid (superior) wanted for lady, gentleman, small flat, strong girl, able to assist lady with rheumatism."—Glasgow Herald.
If we hear of a small flat girl we will send her along; but this shaped figure is rather out of fashion just now.
THE SUPER-PIPE.
When Jackson first joined the jolly old B.E.F. he smoked a pipe. He carried it anyhow. Loose in his pocket, mind you. A pipe-bowl at his pocket's brim a simple pipe-bowl was to him, and it was nothing more. Of course no decent B.E.F. mess could stand that. Jackson was told that a pipe was anathema maranatha, which is Greek for no bon.