RUSSIA FIRST.
RUSSIA (to the Spirit of Revolution). "THROW DOWN THAT TORCH AND COME AND FIGHT FOR ME AGAINST THE ENEMY OF LIBERTY."
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WE ARE READY FOR YOU TO BEGIN."
"YES, MADAM. WE ARE JUST TUNING UP."
"TUNING UP! WHY, I ENGAGED YOU TWO MONTHS AGO!"