TRIALS OF A CAMOUFLAGE OFFICER.
Sergeant-Major. "BEG PARDON, SIR, I WAS TO ASK YOU IF YOU'D STEP UP TO THE BATTERY, SIR."
Camouflage Officer. "WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
Sergeant-Major. "IT'S THOSE PAINTED GRASS SCREENS, SIR. THE MULES HAVE EATEN THEM."
"GOG."
(To the Author of "Jong," Punch, September 19th.)
O singer sublime of Beeyah-byyah-bunniga-nelliga-jong,