And scented handkerchief, I tiptoed near,

But felt the exotic fragrance from afar;

I thought of ARTHUR and Sir BEDIVERE:

And it seemed best to leave it on the plate,

So strode I back and told my curious spouse

"I heard the high tide lap along the Eyot,

And the wild water at the barge's bows."

She said, "O treacherous! O heart of clay!

Go back and throw the smelly thing away."

Thereat I seized it, and with guilty shoon