And now I dream of something sure, silent and slow and large;

So when the War is over—why, I mean to buy a barge.

A gilded barge I'll surely have, the same as Egypt's Queen,

And it will be the finest barge that ever you have seen;

With polished mast of stout pitch pine, tipped with a ball of gold,

And two green trees in two white tubs placed just abaft the hold.

So when past Pangbourne's verdant meads, by Clieveden's mossy stems,

You see a barge all white-and-gold come gliding down the Thames,

With tow-rope spun from coloured silks and snow-white horses three,

Which stop beside your river house—you'll know the bargee's me.