And, from the spot where once was laid

Your likeness treasured in a locket,

The trouble threatens to invade

A tenderer place—my trouser pocket.

For AUSTEN (such is rumour's tale),

Faced with a rude financial deadlock,

Is bent on mulcting every male

Who shirks the privilege of wedlock;

With such a hurt Time cannot deal,

And Lethe here affords no tonic;