They're better than they used to be,

These Looties of the R.N.V.

Sub-Loots are nothing if not sports;

The nicest girls in all the ports

Declare they are the best of sorts

And useful on the tennis-courts.

In gun-rooms, where their rank resorts,

They bandy quips and shrewd retorts,

And swig champagne, not pints but quarts.

I said at first that they were sports.