"Some men dance the Jazz dance," says a contemporary, "because it is stimulating." It is not known why the others do it.
A squirrel having been stolen from the Zoo, it is said that the authorities are taking no further risks, and that in future all lions and tigers will be securely chained to their cages.
It is reported that a much-advertised motor-car, after having its engine removed, ran for seven miles on its reputation alone.
With reference to the report that a service man had received a letter from the Intelligence Department admitting that a certain mistake was due to a clerical error, it is now reported that this admission was due to another oversight.
A terrible tragedy was only just averted last week, when a husband, who had travelled from the City by tube, and his wife, who had been to the Spring bargain sales, failed to recognise each other on their return home.