By preferring a claim

For a general Ten-Minutes' Week.


Vicar (to parishioner who has violent quarrels with her neighbour), "MRS. CRABBE SENT A MESSAGE THAT SHE HAS QUITE FORGIVEN YOU. WHAT MESSAGE CAN I TAKE TO HER?"

Parishioner. "YOU CAN SAY I 'OPE SHE'LL DIE 'APPY."


FEARFUL ODDS.

There's no fear that strikes so dumb,