Anyone can have her for aught I care.
THE SUPER-HUMAN DOG.
| WHEN YOU CAME HOME ON LEAVE YOUR DOG, UNLIKE SOME HUMANS, NEVER EXPRESSED SURPRISE AT SEEING YOU STILL IN ENGLAND. | NEVER INDULGED IN DEMOBILISATION TALK. | OR HANDED OUT "CHESTNUTS." |
| OR INTRODUCED YOU TO YOUR C.O. (ALSO ON PASS). | OR BORED YOU WITH HIS OWN DOMESTIC TROUBLES ("LEFT A BOOT-JACK IN MY DRINKING-TROUGH, SHE DID"). | OR INTRUDED HIS PRESENCE AT INOPPORTUNE MOMENTS. |
