Donald (who a short time before had put the bottle in the cupboard "for another day" breaking long silence). "SAXPENCE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS, SANDY."

Sandy. "WEEL, I'M THENKIN' IT'S JEST TWA MEENITS SEN THE CLOCK STRUCK TWELVE—AN' IT'LL BE ANITHER DAY."


"Wanted a Certificated (Resilient) Lady Teacher for Std. V."—Times of India.

A sort of WINSTON in petticoats, we suppose.


TENDENCIES

(Being some extracts from the daily Press of, say, 1925).