BEFORE THE COMBAT.
Excited Duellist. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Nervous Opponent. "I'M PUTTING MAGIC DROPS ON MY SWORD, WHICH WILL MAKE IT IRRESISTIBLE."
Excited Duellist. "BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR TO ME."
Nervous Opponent (relieved). "ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE SOME AND WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW."
A VALENTINE.
Dear Lydia, long before your time,
When I was half the 'teen you own to,
Don Valentine was in his prime,