I'll take the shine out of collar and pump,

And their wearers will look silly

When I once begin the Giraffe-Galump,

The Chicken-Run and the Jaguar-Jump,

The Wombat-Walk and the Buffalo-Bump,

With a chamois vest on my manly chest,

And football-boots and the smartest of suits

They can cut in Piccadilly."


THE GRAND TRUNK LINE.