"Hurry up with that Brussels-sprout!"

How we chortled with simple joy

When you bit that impudent errand-boy;

"That'll teach him," we heard you mutter,

"Whether I've got the gout."

Fairest, rarest in all the Zoo, you

Bound us tight in affection's bond;

Now you're gone from the friends that knew you,

Wails the whaup in the Waders' Pond;

Wails the whaup and the seamews keen a