I begged him to be calm, to control himself for his wife's sake, for all our sakes. I was most graceful and sympathetic about it.

But with the thaw Fitz-Jones had frozen again.


"Civil Servant requires house."—Local Paper.

On the other hand, many houses just now require a civil servant.


Lady. "YOU COME HERE BEGGING AND SAY YOU ARE NOT EXPECTED TO DO ANY MORE WORK. I NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING."

Tramp. "THEN I'VE BEEN MISINFORMED, LIDY. I CERTAINLY 'EARD THAT AFTER THE WAR ENGLAND WAS GOIN' TER BE A BETTER PLACE FER THE LABOURING CLASSES."