William was furious. PATLANDER.
From a speech at a St. Andrew's Day dinner:—
"The Navy have but recently had a partial reward in the unparralleled spectacle of the surrender of the bulk of the German fleet which run lies swigly in Scotish waters, which now lies snugly, as is meet and fittinf, in Scottish for ever. Loud cheers."—South American Paper.
It is inferred that the printer was at the dinner.
PRINCESS CHARMING.
Once upon a time there was a Royal christening.
It was a very grand christening and the highest in the land were among the assembled guests. There was more than one Royal Personage present, and many lords and ladies and ambassadors and plenipotentiaries and all manner of dignified and imposing people.
For it was a real Princess that was being christened, which is a thing that does not occur every day in the year.