I have can-canned all alone
In a fever-stricken zone,
And I've done the kitchen-lancers in Albania.
I've performed the "tickle-toe"
With its forty steps or so,
I have learnt a native dance in Costa Rica;
I've fox-trotted in Stranraer,
Irish-jigged in Mullingar,
And I've danced the Dance of Death at Tanganyika.
I have "bostoned" with the best