All Metropolitan police swords have been called in. We decline to credit the explanation that, in spite of constant practice, members of the force, kept cutting their mouths.
French politicians are advocating the giving of an additional vote for each child in the family. In France, it will be remembered, the clergy are celibate.
"We are looking for the ideal omnibus," says an official of the L.G.O.C. We had no idea that they had lost it. Meanwhile their other omnibus continues to cause a good deal of excitement as it flashes by.
"Buildings occupied by the League of Nations," says The Daily Mail, "are to enjoy the benefits of extraterritoriality." It sounds a lot, but we were afraid it was going to be something much more expensive than that.
"In a month," says a news item, "fourteen abandoned babies have been found in London." Debauched, no doubt, by the movies.