"Young Educated Girl Pupil Wanted, help animals; live clergyman's family; pocket-money."—Newcastle Journal.
We are glad to hear of a really live clergyman. So many parsons nowadays are accused of being dead-alive.
THE SPREAD OF EDUCATION.
DAILY AND MAILY.
Mr. Daily burst into the room, slamming the door behind him, to find Mr. Maily seated before the fire.
"Maily, you're not getting things done," he shouted as he walked swiftly up and down the Turkey carpet.