"WANTED.—On a farm, two capable European young or middle-aged girls."—South African Paper.
There are lots of girls answering this description, but the difficulty is that most of them are too shy to admit it.
"M. Clemenceau ... speaks English with rare perfection, having spent years in the United States."—Daily Paper.
"M. Clemenceau, speaking in excellent English, said 'Yes.'"—Sunday Paper.
What he really said, of course, was "Yep."
Question and Answer.
"What are you, Sir?" the Counsel roared.
The timid witness said, "My Lord,